name: When I'm not overthrowing OR Govt, I'm 
description: Killing my garden
  Terrorizing my cats
  Building and fixing stuff 
  (Especially wooden stuff)
  Pretending to be an IT tech
  Alchemy (interests => Gold)
  Studying obscure topics
  Harboring fugitive hummingbirds 
  Learning to speak Crow (cah cah)
  Pounding my head against walls