name: America's Most Anxious Couple's Starter Pack
description: A day without a little anxiety is well, impossible.
  So you might as well get your daily dose here.
  And then be done with it.
  
  Your nail-biting friends,
  America's Most Anxious Couple
  Mission Statement: We seek out the most anxiety-provoking corners of cyberspace so that you don't have to.