name: During Rump 2.0, wouldn’t it be ironic if:
description: 1. A bird flu pandemic took wing over the U.S.
  2. A massive hurricane “Dumped” its fury right over Palm Beach
  3. Dinesh D’Souza confessed all the lies he told in 2000 Mules
  4. Elon Musk took a long vacation on Mars
  
  …ok, people, please add some of your own!